Sublime Erotic Poetry

I love the ability to see what people type into search engines before they end up here (an ability provided, for instance, by Extreme Tracking). Much of the time, people are obviously looking for porn. Somebody just typed the following into Google:

Where I can put my penis in the women pic?

Yes, where, oh where indeed?


  1. #1 Par
    May 28, 2007

    -What’s wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don’t have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

  2. #2 eleanora
    May 29, 2007

    You mean google linked that query to Aard?

  3. #3 Martin R
    May 29, 2007

    Yes! And I can’t imagine how the guy got here, because if you run that search Aard isn’t anywhere near the top of the list. I have a feeling that a person who enters such a search term may not be acting very rationally.

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