I was contacted on Yahoo Messenger today by a chatbot named Alexandra Buford. She greeted me in a foreign language, so I thought it polite to reply likewise.
Alexandra: yhneb martinrund
Alexandra: Hi martinrund. it’s Alexandra.
Alexandra: u dont know me Kelly — gave me your info,
Alexandra: I just moved here from outta town cuz my boyfriend just dumped me (loser!)
Alexandra: I’m lookin to have some fun this weekend, wanna join me? ;);)
Alexandra: I have a new profile up tell me what u think
Alexandra: So… U think ur up for some fun with me
Alexandra: I’ve got my web cam up too if u wanna get a lil preview ;)!!
Martin: Y. H. N. E. B.
After this last message of mine, Alexandra ran out of pre-programmed lines to spout. Thus ended our brief relationship. I miss the way she used to say “yhneb” to me.