Hello Dear Spammer

I really like the spam letters I get with the subject line “Hello Dear”. Sometimes the spammer is even named Hello Dear. Here’s the latest example.

Hello dear
how are you today i hope that every things is OK with you as is my pleasure to contact you after viewing your profile which really interest me in having communication with you if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what happened in future. i will be very happy if you can write me back for easiest communication and to know more about each other.i will send you my picture when i receive your reply,i will be waiting to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day.
yours new friend.
Miss Faith Rashid

Miss Rashid! Hello Dear! I’m sorry, I do not “have the desire with you so that we can get to know each other better”.

Maybe I should reply to her letter, telling her “Yhneb”.

Comments

  1. #1 Ramon Perez
    February 5, 2010

    I’m only looking to find out is if this person is for real or up to something?

    Hello Dear,
    its nice to hear back from you,i have enclose some pictures of myself in this email for your view. My name is Laura Murray and my grand mother call me Pretty, i want you to know that i will understand if you dont email me after read this as whenever i tell people that am here in Nigeria they will stop corresponding with me but i have to say this cos it is the true and that is what i will also say as i have my reason for that..to start with, and I hope we’ll be able to start getting to know each other now.I should tell you that I am very open-minded; I don’t accept anything just because everyone else believes it and I don’t close my mind to an idea just because it is strange or unaccepted by the general public. For me, tradition and custom are usually roadblocks to progress and happiness, i dont know if you agree with me??…

    There is no one on earth more serious about finding love and a successful marriage than I am, and you can count on that but it all depends on what you want. i am of a mixed family i am the only lady of 2..i attended my prep school right there in Plaistow and after that i moved to high school, then after that i moved to the University of London which i have my BSC in sales and marketing..i am currently living in Nigeria with an eldest brother of mine ,i am originally from England but once came to the united state of america i really like it there,

    One thing that is extremely important in my life is music, i want to believe that our love for music and its type may differ but that is not an insurmontable challenge, but one that we will have to work on seriously because music is my greatest joy and passion in life…and the kinds of music i love are kind of weird and not too much in vogue compare to what people likes these days, how about you??..

    I am looking for someone who is honest and values a committed, loyal and trust based relationship, family, friends and faith. I’m looking for someone with the ability to prioritize the truly important things in life. Someone who is confident in himself, has a great sense of humor, likes to enjoy life and laugh! I’m looking for someone who is emotionally stable, who knows how to recognize problems and work through them thoughtfully and with respect, calmness and patience; someone with strong character, who is willing and strong enough to do the right thing. I’m looking for someone who is romantic and affectionate and who likes being taken care of and spoiled; someone who in turn enjoys taking care of and spoiling!..

    My greatest dream for the future is to find a Man I can marry,who will be my best friend, my lover, my pupil, and my partner in all life’s adventures,at the very least. I want someone to spend all my time with,sharing all the pleasures I’ve discovered in life, and that’s a lot, believe me. I also want someone who is very affectionate, because touching, hugging and caressing are a basic part of my spirit. Here are some little questions for you, you might decide not to answer them if you think they are very personal but i will be glad if you can give me some answers to them because i believe we are both learning about each other…

    How has life been treating you without a lady? what exactly are you looking for in a lady ?what do you expect from me ?tell me about your past love life and here are some pictures of my self…i will wait to read from you as soon as possible..
    Best Wishes,
    Laura
    lmurray_30@taggedmail.com

  2. #2 Martin R
    February 5, 2010

    Sorry, it’s scam spam. You’d better hit the on-line dating services instead.