I really like the spam letters I get with the subject line “Hello Dear”. Sometimes the spammer is even named Hello Dear. Here’s the latest example.
how are you today i hope that every things is OK with you as is my pleasure to contact you after viewing your profile which really interest me in having communication with you if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what happened in future. i will be very happy if you can write me back for easiest communication and to know more about each other.i will send you my picture when i receive your reply,i will be waiting to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day.
yours new friend.
Miss Faith Rashid
Miss Rashid! Hello Dear! I’m sorry, I do not “have the desire with you so that we can get to know each other better”.
Maybe I should reply to her letter, telling her “Yhneb”.