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Martin Rundkvist Dr. Martin Rundkvist is a Swedish archaeologist, journal editor, public speaker, chairman of the Swedish Skeptics Society, atheist, lefty liberal, bookworm, and father of two.

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Dungeon Dudgeon Gudgeon Bludgeon

Category: Language

Dungeon: a massive inner tower in a Medieval castle or a dark usually underground prison or vault. Traceable back to Latin dominus, lord. Dudgeon: a wood used especially for dagger hilts or a fit or state of indignation. Traceable back...

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Rue Poirier de Narcay

Category: Language

When I was 16 in 1988 I spent a couple of days in Paris with a language school. I brought the address for a game store, one that advertised in White Dwarf magazine. It was on Rue Poirier de Narcay,...

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Curiosity Rover's Message To Finders

Category: Language

On the rover is a sundial cum camera calibration target, designed by Jon Lomberg who already has three pieces of art on Mars.

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I Don't Fear For The Swedish Language

Category: Language

The Swedish language originated 1200 years ago as an effect of language change. It has since become heavily influenced by Low German, French, High German and, recently, English.

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The Beauty Is Not Luxurious Imagination

Category: China

My wife just returned from Beijing where she's been collecting interviews for a TV project. And I find that her beauty is not luxurious imagination....

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Bellman's Pale Rhenish

Category: Language

Dear Reader, please try saying "ENSKTBLEH". Yes, six consonants in a row. ENSKTBLEH. OK? Now sing it, loudly and happily. Go! I've spent three happy days at the first ever Picture Stone Symposium in Visby, listening to papers, moderating some...

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By the Great Pharaoh

Category: Language

When annoyed, my dad (born in '43) will sometimes use a pretty awesome expletive that has largely fallen out of fashion. Men då får han väl se till och ordna det då, för höge farao! "So he'd better make sure...

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People Messhall Pickled Cabbage

Category: China

My wife's from Zhejiang province, and so is this can of pickled cabbage that she bought yesterday. I like the label a lot. It's not quite Engrish: of course, we would say "people's mess hall", but the Chinese characters...

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With the Theme of Engrish

Category: Children

Fecal sample submission window....

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Restaurant Engrish

Category: China

"Lie Fallow" means "in your spare time, without a prior appointment" in Engrish. Everybody loves Engrish, the surreal dialect of English found on signs, in menus, on clothing etc. in the Far East. Much of it seems to stem...

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Do Our Heroes

Category: China

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What Makes High Elves High?

Category: Language

One of the stranger concepts in Tolkien's writings is that of "High Elves". Why are these elves high? It has nothing to do with drugs, though in the Tolkien Society we used to joke about them smoking lembas. And it...

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Rob Thurman Gets Her Tenses Wrong

Category: Books

I'm a picky reader when it comes to entertainment, and if I don't like the first 50 pages of a novel I rarely continue. The most recent casualty of this policy is a book I was very kindly given by...

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Five Mountain Names

Category: History

Where do all these weird mountain names come from and what do they mean?

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Wikileaks' Non-Mountainous Non-Bunker

Category: Tech

We're told that Wikileaks is "partly hosted on a server in Sweden that is lodged in a former nuclear bunker drilled deep inside the White Mountains". This confused be for a moment, since there is no mountain range of that name in Sweden.

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Double-False Conditionals

Category: Language

Apparently, what these writers do is take opinion A and the unrelated opinion B, and just slot them blindly into an IF A THEN B statement.

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Gordon Ramsay's Predecessor Sacks Jerusalem

Category: History

And here's star philologist and religion scholar Ola Wikander with a guest lesson in Akkadian.The word of the day is nuḫatimmu. It means "a cook" in Akkadian (or sometimes "a baker"). Maybe something to interest Gordon Ramsay? And wouldn't...

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Heretical Room Mate

Category: Humour

My buddy Micke and his Japanese college room mate: "I'm Ken Nakamura. Ken means 'heresy'!" "Really? That's kind of... odd." "Yes! It means 'HERESY'! Rike when you are never sick!" "Ahaaa, you mean 'healthy'..." "Yes! Correct! What does your name...

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Little Interpreters

Category: Children

When a family migrates, the members who pick up the local lingo first and best are generally the children, and they soon become little interpreters.

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Hernia Brand Glue

Category: Language

Scandinavians generally speak pretty good English. But every now and then you come across reminders that they are still very far from being native speakers. Witness this pail of wall-paper glue that I bought earlier today. Dear Swedish glue-maker,...

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Recent Archaeomags

Category: Archaeology

On Monday, Archaeology Southwest's new issue reached my mail box on snowy Boat Hill, and I was soon enticed to read it from one end to the other thanks to its fine graphic design, its lovely photographs and its exotic theme.

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Tripartite Names in Denmark and China

Category: Denmark

Danes often have tripartite names. I've been wondering how these names are inherited. Specifically, which names get dropped and which ones get passed on to the kids?

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Rutabaga

Category: Food

Everybody knows that English has borrowed the words ombudsman and smorgasbord from Swedish. But did you know that rutabaga is another Swedish loan? And that it was borrowed from a rural Swedish dialect, not standard Swedish? "Rutabaga" is an American...

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Runological Report on the Hogganvik Rune Stone

Category: Archaeology

Runologist James E. Knirk has published a report on the recently found Hogganvik rune stone. His transliteration is[?]kelbaþewas:s(t)^ainaR:aaasrpkf aarpaa:inanana(l/b/w)oR eknaudigastiR ekerafaRHis translation isSkelba-þewaR's ["Shaking-servant's"] stone. (Alphabet magic: aaasrpkf aarpaa). ?Within/From within the ?wheel-nave/?cabin-corner. I NaudigastiR [="Need-guest"]. I, the Wolverine.So...

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5th Century Rune Stone Found

Category: Archaeology

Inscriptions in the early 24-character futhark are rare. And when you find them, their messages are usually not straight-forward.

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Copulation Music

Category: Music

Some of the most intensely loved musical styles have names that mean "copulation music".

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Marsh Meringue

Category: Language

Here are two pieces of convoluted Scandy and English etymology that converge in my head.

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Current Archaeology 232

Category: Archaeology

Current Archaeology's July issue offers a lot of good reading, of which I particularly like the stories on human origins (see below) and garden archaeology at Kenilworth Castle.

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Makin' A Lastin' Impression

Category: Humour

A lesson in Swedish from the mall at Sickla. Last = noun from the verb lasta, "to load". In = in Fart = noun from the verb fara, "to travel", cf. "wayfarer" and "fare thee well". Load-in-travel. Delivery entrance....

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Ancient Power Nodes

Category: Archaeology

Anglophones find it really funny that one of Sweden's oldest towns is named Sick Tuna.

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Ola Wikander and Fictional Beings

Category: Language

Essentially, they're the same guy: a storm god called "the Lord".

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Never Say Please To Mother

Category: Language

In Chinese, polite figures of speech mark a distance.

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Gratuitous "Of" In US English

Category: Language

Hear ye, Americans! When you put that gratuitous "of" there, you sound like demented hillbillies!

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Gnome Poop Insane

Category: Humour

Conversing with a friend recently, I mused, what could be the background to the expression "batshit insane"? My friend suggested that it might have something to do with having bats in the belfry. I then wondered what the Swedish equivalent...

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Commanding English

Category: Humour

So you're the principal of an English-language high school in Stockholm, Sweden. And you decide to put some serious money into an advertising campaign in the city's subway. Now, you want to express what we in Sweden call att...

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Names of the Close Horizon

Category: Language

Two farmsteads in a parish can't have the same name, because that would lead to confusion.

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Dong, Bong & Gong

Category: Humour

I take a childish pleasure from the fact that Shanghai International Airport is named Poo Dong -- snigger, snigger. Now, reading about tea, I find my scatological spot tickled further by the Poobong Tea Company in Calcutta. Poo bong. Stick...

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"Sapiens" Is Not A Plural

Category: Biology

It is an adjective ending in an S, just like erectus, afarensis and neanderthalensis.

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Swedish Pitfalls

Category: Language

Swedish has many subtleties to keep furriners from learning the language of glory and heroes.

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Georgia and Georgia and the Georgics

Category: Language

Noreen Malone at Slate explains why Georgia and Georgia are both named Georgia. Basically it's:George means "ploughman" in ancient Greek Saint George dies in AD 303 Part of Central Asia (Georgia) becomes associated with the saint for unknown reasons Crusaders...

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Snow White Engrish

Category: Humour

Looking closer at this cover of a Chinese pirate edition of Disney's 1937 animated feature Snow White, we find a couple of fine Engrish phrases. "Latinum Edition" is pretty good. But wouldn't you agree that "Still the Fairest of...

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The Secrets Behind Names

Category: History

The names that dot the landscape once meant something about those places.

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Sing Gibberish to the Lord

Category: Humour

I've posted a fine example of Ansiktsburk song lyrics before: listen to a song in a language you don't understand, and try to imagine that it is actually sung in your own language though with a funny accent. Then...

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My Kid's an Anglophone Spaceman

Category: Children

"People will breathe using space suits, and at home they will have air inside their houses."

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Daycare Sociolects

Category: Language

A dialect is split into sociolects, that have to do with social class.

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Tech Note: Diacritic Characters

Category: Blogging

I've twiddled some knobs behind the scenes.

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Danish Rubber Goat

Category: Archaeology

I'm a big fan of Danish archaeology. In my opinion it is the best in Scandinavia, both regarding the sites they have and what they write about them. This love of Danish archaeology has been a strong incentive for...

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Genes and Peoples

Category: Archaeology

I disagree with Razib's interpretation of some interesting genetic studies over at Gene Expression.

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English-Speaking World Catches On To Ansiktsburk Lyrical Method

Category: Humour

Scandy readers will be very familiar with this. As we learned from "Hatten Är Din", "Ansiktsburk", "Fiskpinnar" and other Turk Hits back in 2000, you can get wonderfully absurd results if you listen to a song in a foreign language...

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The Star of Al-Qaeda

Category: Language

Does Al-Qaeda have its own star in the sky?

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