You talk to your expectorated matter. In "science-ese." At least, by that post anyway, there's no evidence it was expected to reply...
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Sign you've been in life science too long...
Category: Humor
Posted on: April 27, 2006 11:46 AM, by Tara C. Smith
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As long as your saliva doesn't talk back, you're ok.
Posted by: llewelly | April 27, 2006 1:42 PM
Oddly enough, despite the fact that I measure hormone concentrations in saliva almost daily, I don't talk to it. Perhaps if I started I would get better results?
Posted by: Kate | April 27, 2006 2:07 PM
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Posted by: quork
| April 27, 2006 2:18 PM
When an order is given, the only reply expected is "Sir, yes sir!"
However, my saliva has been very subordinate and nonresponsive of late...
Posted by: Jonathan Ehrich | April 27, 2006 4:45 PM