I swear, it’s so hard to tell sometimes what’s sincere and what’s parody. There’s some really good stuff, like the classic Landover Baptist or WinAce’s organisms that look designed. There’s the sincere-but-looks-like-a-parody, like Dr. Dino or Answers in Genesis. Then there’s stuff that just makes me scratch my head, like this page:
Do you feel like you should be offering more love to Jesus? What about giving him a big hug? Well, you can’t do that of course, but WE can!
My Hug for Jesus is offering you a Jesus hugging service. It’s new, it’s fun, and it’s the opportunity to express all the love you have for the christ!
You may still be asking yourself «Why should I offer a hug to Jesus?».
Jesus needs to feel that you love him a lot, otherwise, he might make you feel unhappy and give you diseases. Don’t miss your chance to tell Jesus «Hey, I love you a lot!» by offering him a big hug. You will feel secure, happy, and Jesus will reward you.
To order your hug, you have to make a donation of 2$CAD or more using the paypal button below. As a bonus, we will send you a free «I gave a hug to Jesus» certificate with your name on it. The certificate will be sent by email.
In order to maintain some faith in humanity, I’m going to assume this isn’t real. Don’t rob me of my illusions.