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Archives for January, 2008

More problems with piercings

Santucci RA, Deng D, Carney J. Removal of metal penile foreign body with a widely available emergency-medical-services-provided air-driven grinder. Urology. 2004 Jun;63(6):1183-4. Dude! Remember that one time when they had to remove that barbell from my dick with an air grinder? That was so sick! — Sandhu A, Gross M, Wylie J, Van Caeseele P,…

Processed meat, indeed

Shah J, Majed A, Rosin D. Rectal salami. Int J Clin Pract. 2002 Sep;56(7):558-9. You have no idea how hard I’m fighting the urge to make a ‘hide the salami’ joke right now.

In which I succinctly deflate the male ego

Wiederman MW. Pretending orgasm during sexual intercourse: correlates in a sample of young adult women. J Sex Marital Ther. 1997 Summer;23(2):131-9. Here we go: “Overall, more than one-half of the women reported having pretended orgasm during sexual intercourse.” Please discuss how this makes you feel.

One for the morbidly fascinated

The following are the most disgusting papers on necrophilia that I could, uh, dig up. Enjoy! Ehrlich E, Rothschild MA, Pluisch F, Schneider V. An extreme case of necrophilia. Leg Med (Tokyo). 2000 Dec;2(4):224-6. Schlesinger LB. Adolescent sexual matricide following repetitive mother-son incest. J Forensic Sci. 1999 Jul;44(4):746-9. Bauer M, Tatschner T, Patzelt D. Digital…

Ofran Y, Lavi D, Opher D, Weiss TA, Elinav E. Fatal voluntary salt intake resulting in the highest ever documented sodium plasma level in adults (255 mmol L-1): a disorder linked to female gender and psychiatric disorders. J Intern Med. 2004 Dec;256(6):525-8. Review. A 20-year-old woman suffering from postpartum depression reportedly drank six glasses of…

Acronyms are made to be broken

Ribeiro JP, Marcelino P, Marum S, Fernandes AP, Grilo A. Case report: purple urine bag syndrome. Crit Care. 2004 Jun;8(3):R137. Epub 2004 Mar 31. I’m starting a petition to change it’s name to purple urine bag efflorescing syndrome. Heh.

Problems with piercings

Hadi HI, Quah HM, Maw A. A missing tongue stud: an unusual appendicular foreign body. Int Surg. 2006 Mar-Apr;91(2):87-9. Mmm…appendicitis. — Das G, Rawal N, Bolton LM. The case of the missing “Prince Albert”. Obstet Gynecol. 2005 May;105(5 Pt 2):1273-5. Okay, can someone attempt to explain to me the appeal of sticking a needle in…

Jail must really suck in Bulgaria

Losanoff JE, Kjossev KT. Gastrointestinal ‘crosses’. A new shade from an old palette. Arch Surg. 1996 Feb;131(2):166-9. Okay, so within a single week in January of 1993, five male prisoners from the same Bulgarian prison were hospitalized with perforations of their gastrointestinal tracts. The perforations were the result of the prisoners’ intentional ingestion of ‘crosses’…

GŁ;nd&#252z K, Celenk P, Kayipmaz S. An unusual foreign body (suturing needle) in the tonsillar region. J Contemp Dent Pract. 2004 Nov 15;5(4):148-54. There’s an awful lot of these. — Kominami M, Fujikawa A, Tamura T, Naoi Y, Horikawa O. Retained surgical sponge in the thigh: report of the third known case in the limb.…

This paper is like a friggin’ car wreck

Smith LJ, Mulhall JP, Deveci S, Monaghan N, Reid MC. Sex after seventy: a pilot study of sexual function in older persons. J Sex Med. 2007 Sep;4(5):1247-53. Eww, grandparent sex. Given that the study reported 18% of the women and 41% of the men were sexually active, there’s potentially lots of old dudes out there…