A Good Poop

The rubber files

Arya CL, Gupta R, Arora VK. Accidental condom inhalation. Indian J Chest Dis Allied Sci. 2004 Jan-Mar;46(1):55-8.

Sounds like either someone was a little too enthusiastic or someone else was a little too small. Oh, snap!

Morineau G, Prybylski D, Song N, Natpratan C, Neilsen G. Simultaneous Use of Multiple Condoms Among Male Cambodian Military Personnel Visiting Female Sex Workers. Sex Transm Dis. 2007 Oct;34(10):808-812.

Dude, if I ever porked a hooker, I’d double wrap too! One little tear, hello chlamydia!

Al-Awadhi NM, Al-Brahim N, Ahmad MS, Yordanov E. Giant fibroepithelial polyp of the penis associated with long-term use of condom catheter. Case report and literature review. Can J Urol. 2007 Aug;14(4):3656-9.

Okay, so admittedly, this is about a condom catheter, not a condom, but it was way, way to fascinatingly gross to pass up. Not just a polyp, but a giant one.

Foti C, Bonamonte D, Antelmi A, Conserva A, Angelini G. Allergic contact dermatitis to condoms: description of a clinical case and analytical review of current literature. Immunopharmacol Immunotoxicol. 2004 Aug;26(3):481-5.

All right! Severe eczematous reaction in the genital area!

Okay, okay, I kind of like the giant polyp better.

Ott SJ, Helmberger T, Beuers U. Intestinal obstruction after ingestion of a beer-filled condom at the Munich Octoberfest. Am J Gastroenterol. 2003 Feb;98(2):512-3. No abstract available.

I love that the authors decided that it was necessary to mention that this hilarious action occurred at Munich Oktoberfest. Dude/lady must have been sauced out of his/her head.

Tash JA, Eid JF. Urethrocutaneous fistula due to a retained ring of condom. Urology. 2000 Sep 1;56(3):508.

How the fuck does a guy not wash his crotch or play with himself and realize, hey, there’s a condom ring still wrapped around my dick?!

Comments

  1. #1 Bing McGhandi
    February 5, 2008

    That was hilarious. And gross.

    HJ

  2. #2 idlemind
    February 6, 2008

    How the fuck does a guy not wash his crotch or play with himself and realize, hey, there’s a condom ring still wrapped around my dick?!

    One word: memento.