Rosen T. Penile ulcer from traumatic orogenital contact. Dermatol Online J. 2005 Aug 1;11(2):18.
I love how even something like 'dude gets his dick bitten by someone and the bite turns into an gross infected sore' can be transmuted into an almost pleasant and innocuous jargonistic title such as this. I ought to do a whole post on this kind of thing.
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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Okay, so you're probably thinking that some lady went a little loco and bit off her husband's/boyfriend's dick. As terrible as that sounds, it's actually even worse. A little kid got his dick bitten off by an insane person! That's fucked up!
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Dude was probably all like "You know what? I can deal. It's not like they bit it off or anything. It'll heal, and then we're back in the game! What's the worst that could happen?" Syphilis, that's what. Sweet, sweet syphilis.
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From the paper: "Human (dick) bite injuries...usually stem from aggressive behaviour, sports, or sexual activity." This is why I don't play rugby, folks.
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Comments
This made my whole day.
Posted by: teacherninja | March 28, 2008 11:41 AM
I glanced at the abstract for the last one, and I took the "Human bite injuries...usually.." to not refer to dick bites specifically, but generally bite injuries. That makes it marginally less terrifying.
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Posted by: Scote | March 28, 2008 1:23 PM
On closer examination (gah!) of the first paper about the bite injury... It's not a bite. His glans got caught in a prostitute's braces. Yep, she had braces. And the dude was 72. Gross.
Posted by: factician | April 10, 2008 5:25 PM
Am I the only one who can't see any pics (either here or on NCBI PubMed web site?
(And no, I'm not taking votes as to whether this is a tasteful thing to ask for.)
Just a "yea" or "nae" will do -- with instructions, please.
Pretty please.
Pretty please with sugar on top ...
Posted by: Daniel Long | April 18, 2008 1:25 PM
The email contact for the author of the first paper is "vampireted@aol.com". How apropos.
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