Oh look, a blog that hasn't been updated in almost a month. Heh.
When it comes to suicide, you've got a fairly standard list of methods to work with: firing a bullet into your head, consuming copious amounts of highly toxic drugs/chemicals, jumping in front or off of something, hanging your neck from something, slicing your wrist (vertically, of course), and drowning. Then you have the weird approaches to offing yourself, which is where I come in.
Y'know when you get a bit of kleenex in your mouth and it dries out your cheek/tongue/gums and then gets stuck and feels really gross? Imagine that times a thousand while choking to death. Fun times.
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I like how they didn't figure out the dude had a friggin' Bic stuck in his head until they cut him open at the autopsy.
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Somebody was sure in a rush / To kill themselves with a brush
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So much for seat belts saving lives.
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Not just electrocution, but judicial electrocution. Might as well do it up right before you go out, just sticking a wire in a socket is kind of lame.
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Chemistry for the suicidal: formic acid + sulfuric acid -(closed room)-> drifting slowly off to an unending sleep




Comments
I suppose you've left it up to your readers to point out the missing essential ingredients in the above recipes for self-annihilation... namely, luck and skill. I was once told by a psychology professor that suicides fail a lot. Like a LOT. And the results are often more tragic than a nice clean death would have been.
Posted by: speedwell | June 24, 2008 9:21 PM
*cough*
Posted by: Richardy | July 21, 2008 2:45 AM
Committing sucessful suicide is crazy! And those who right about it might not be all there either, like this religious nut:
http://www.teamtruth.com/sermon/ser_successfulsuicide.htm
Posted by: Laura Schulman | July 23, 2008 2:07 AM
Not just electrocution, but judicial electrocution. Might as well do it up right before you go out
Posted by: şapka | July 23, 2008 12:09 PM
I keep coming back to this blog over and over but never find anything new. Chris, have you given up on us?
:)
Posted by: greg | August 4, 2008 11:30 AM
Another unusual car-related one was in the UK papers recently: Hubby in Aston Martin suicide.
Posted by: Ray | August 21, 2008 9:43 AM