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Trouser snakebitten

Rosen T. Penile ulcer from traumatic orogenital contact. Dermatol Online J. 2005 Aug 1;11(2):18. I love how even something like ‘dude gets his dick bitten by someone and the bite turns into an gross infected sore’ can be transmuted into an almost pleasant and innocuous jargonistic title such as this. I ought to do a…

Blood and sexual orientation

Ellis L, Ficek C, Burke D, Das S. Eye color, hair color, blood type, and the rhesus factor: exploring possible genetic links to sexual orientation. Arch Sex Behav. 2008 Feb;37(1):145-9. Based on a sample of 2000+ college students and people found in internet chat rooms, the authors of this paper found that gay men and…

The rubber files

Arya CL, Gupta R, Arora VK. Accidental condom inhalation. Indian J Chest Dis Allied Sci. 2004 Jan-Mar;46(1):55-8. Sounds like either someone was a little too enthusiastic or someone else was a little too small. Oh, snap! — Morineau G, Prybylski D, Song N, Natpratan C, Neilsen G. Simultaneous Use of Multiple Condoms Among Male Cambodian…

In which I succinctly deflate the male ego

Wiederman MW. Pretending orgasm during sexual intercourse: correlates in a sample of young adult women. J Sex Marital Ther. 1997 Summer;23(2):131-9. Here we go: “Overall, more than one-half of the women reported having pretended orgasm during sexual intercourse.” Please discuss how this makes you feel.

One for the morbidly fascinated

The following are the most disgusting papers on necrophilia that I could, uh, dig up. Enjoy! Ehrlich E, Rothschild MA, Pluisch F, Schneider V. An extreme case of necrophilia. Leg Med (Tokyo). 2000 Dec;2(4):224-6. Schlesinger LB. Adolescent sexual matricide following repetitive mother-son incest. J Forensic Sci. 1999 Jul;44(4):746-9. Bauer M, Tatschner T, Patzelt D. Digital…

This paper is like a friggin’ car wreck

Smith LJ, Mulhall JP, Deveci S, Monaghan N, Reid MC. Sex after seventy: a pilot study of sexual function in older persons. J Sex Med. 2007 Sep;4(5):1247-53. Eww, grandparent sex. Given that the study reported 18% of the women and 41% of the men were sexually active, there’s potentially lots of old dudes out there…

Weird sex gone horribly wrong

Fain DB, McCormick GM. Vaginal “fisting” as a cause of death. Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 1989 Mar;10(1):73-5. It’s too old to find online, so allow me to summarize the short abstract: Guy and girl are fooling around, guy sticks entire hand and part of forearm up girl’s vagina, girl subsequently dies. That’s all I’ve…