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Okay, let’s try again. Almond BR. Monstrous infants and vampyric mothers in Bram Stoker’s “Dracula”. Int J Psychoanal. 2007 Feb;88(Pt 1):219-35. “Vampires and the state of being “undead” are representations of intense oral needs, experienced in a context of passivity and helplessness.” — Stiles A. Cerebral automatism, the brain, and the soul in Bram Stoker’s…

Successful suicide edition

Oh look, a blog that hasn’t been updated in almost a month. Heh. When it comes to suicide, you’ve got a fairly standard list of methods to work with: firing a bullet into your head, consuming copious amounts of highly toxic drugs/chemicals, jumping in front or off of something, hanging your neck from something, slicing…

Unsuccessful suicide edition

Let’s be morbid, shall we? Van de Putte D, Ceelen W, Gillardin JM, Pattyn P, de Hemptinne B. Attempted Suicide by Auto-Injection of Polyurethane (PU) Foam: Report of a Case. J Trauma. 2007 Jun 1; [Epub ahead of print] No abstract available. I’m not sure how this would work. Where exactly did it get injected?…

Thakur D, Pocha M. Pneumothorax after a roller coaster ride. Arch Dis Child. 2006 May;91(5):421. No abstract available. So riding a roller coaster can potentially cause your lung to deflate like a balloon. Now that’s a ride! — Roldan-Valadez E, Facha MT, Martinez-Lopez M, Herrera-Mora P. Subdural hematoma in a teenager related to roller-coaster ride.…

Marin R, Francis JM. A case of idiopathic fecal incontinence. Evaluation and management. Am J Phys Med Rehabil. 1997 Jul-Aug;76(4):333-7. I mean, it’s one thing to piss yourself, but it’s another thing entirely to poop yourself. For no apparent reason. While being examined for back pain.

We have a winner!

Hi everyone. If I could kindly direct your attention to my brand new sweet-ass (heh!) banner. It is the work of dude named Ranger Jay, which indeed is an alias. He has done a swell job and I am most pleased. Thank you to all of you who submitted banners! I appreciate you taking the…

Banner Contest – An Update

Hi all. I am hereby extending the deadline on my banner contest to the end of this week (April 18). This will hopefully coincide with an appreciable rise in posting frequency. I thank you for your patience on this matter.

Postmortem fun!

Kunz J, Gross A. Victim’s scalp on the killer’s head. An unusual case of criminal postmortem mutilation. Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 2001 Sep;22(3):327-31. Dude must have watched him some Con Air. Sweet movie, BTW. John Malkovich and Steve Buscemi as murderous badasses, and Nic Cage with greasy dreads. What else do you need? Don’t…

Trouser snakebitten

Rosen T. Penile ulcer from traumatic orogenital contact. Dermatol Online J. 2005 Aug 1;11(2):18. I love how even something like ‘dude gets his dick bitten by someone and the bite turns into an gross infected sore’ can be transmuted into an almost pleasant and innocuous jargonistic title such as this. I ought to do a…

Banner contest!

Hey folks, The time has come. This blog needs a groovy banner. If you design one, send it to me, and I like it, you win. I’ll throw your name with a link to whatever you’d like in the sidebar, and possibly mail you a surprise* prize. The banner should be 756 x 93 pixels…