How to lose respect and relevance in three easy (dance) steps
Can this really be happening? Congress in public group therapy with Richard ‘cartoon of myself’ Simmons? Crawl back into your protective bubble and weep my friends, becasue it really happened. Do they know they have 14% approval rating? Obesity is a problem, and Congress’ approach to this is to hold a hearing with Mr “Yankee Doodle DAAAAN-DEEEEE” and talked about their traumatic childhoods and self-esteem issues with statements like:
I’m still waiting to get picked for the congressional basketball team
Next week, they’ll be looking to Patch Adams for tips on how to fix the health care system.
I’ve got the solution
I got an e-mail that suggested that I shouldn’t critique things unless I had a better plan fully delineated. This put me in mind of an old Fry and Laurie bit (first 1:45):
Happy Friday! (For more good friday laughs, find Hugh and Laurie’s ‘Privatization of the Police Force’, ‘Genital Fungus’ or ‘the word gay’ bits)