The Questionable Authority

If you are one of the many people who was trying to contribute to the Scienceblogs.com DonorsChoose challenge today, you should know that there’s one person you can blame for the trouble you had accessing the site: right-wing spinmeister and wannabe Presidential candidate Steven Colbert. That’s right, folks. Like a typical heartless Conservative, Colbert’s not content merely trying to shrink government to a convenient, easy to drown size. No, he’s not going to rest until he makes it harder for un-American liberal weenies like you to waste your hard-earned dollars by using them to buy things that he knows that students don’t really need – like binders, or projection screens, or basic lab supplies. Kids don’t need that stuff to learn – a slate, some chalk, and a bible was good enough for grandpa, and it’s good enough for junior. Americans shouldn’t be giving their money away so that other people can waste it on children. We should be supporting American retail by buying more things made in China. There’s an educational benefit to doing that, too – when you’re done, give the stuff you buy to the kids. Most of it’s got enough lead to write with.

Colbert can try to mess that up for people, by evilly enticing his unwitting viewers into overloading the DonorsChoose site by going there to “vote” for him by giving away money, but he’s learning a valuable lesson. He may be more popular than all of the other Presidential candidates combined, but he’s not more popular than Scienceblogs. And he’s got a long way to go before he gets there.

Right now, here’s what the polls have to say:

Steven Colbert has plugged his campaign over and over on the air to his so-called “millions of viewers,” but has raised a trivial $43,170.

The blogs of Scienceblogs.com, after much selfless work and dedication, have brought in a spectacular $53,494 – and counting.

Because of Colbert’s antics, the DonorsChoose folks have extended the campaign by 24 hours, so you’ve got a whole extra day to donate, and to show Colbert just what you think of him and his “campaign.”

Comments

  1. #1 conceptdelta
    November 1, 2007

    Um,

    Colbert is a liberal, who is mocking right-wingers.

  2. #2 Coturnix
    November 1, 2007

    …which is something Mike knows and mocks.

  3. #3 Donalbain
    November 1, 2007

    Which delta knew as well and was mocking.

  4. #4 Mike
    November 1, 2007

    Why do you assume that all of your readers are liberals? it is an ignorant assumption.

    “un-American liberal weenies like you”