OK: I’m female AND a biologist, and looking at this one freaks ME out!
I’m all in favor of appreciating the beauty of female anatomy and miracle of childbirth and all, but this pasty, long-limbed newborn doll with a detatchable umbilical is nothing compared with its laboring parent, who, in this photo from its etsy creator CozyColeman, looks a lot like Grendel’s mom. It’s as NSFW as crochet gets, I guess, so it’s below the fold.
Yikes! Maybe I’m being uncharitable, but I think if you want to make the thought of pregnancy and childbirth horrifying yet eerily fascinating to your pre-teen daughter, this is clearly the doll for you.