Dr. Joan Bushwell's Chimpanzee Refuge

Not to be outdone by the good Doc, I have included a few quick flower porn snaps from the hot, lurid, sexually charged grounds surrounding my house. Well, to be honest, it’s just plain hot, as in approaching 90F with more humidity than a swimming pool.

First on our parade of porn is the common tiger lily, resplendent in its plumage, showing off for all to see. It begs “Pollinate me! Pollinate me! Oh, god yes, pollinate me!!” Such a naughty one. No Spring tulip this trollop be.
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And now we move on to the less common but still exhibitionist balloon flower. Note the distended veins of desire! Truly, this is “blue” photography. Need I say more?
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Lastly, what you’ve all been waiting for. We turn it up to 11 with interspecies sex! Hold onto your seats kids and make sure mom and dad ain’t looking. This is what the Internet is all about:
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This cone flower is just a-buzz with wanton lust, taking on any and all who may fly by. Only experienced sexperts need apply, no bumblers, please!

Comments

  1. #1 drcharles
    July 28, 2006

    now that’s HOT. I’m going to have to take off my clothes… and change into something more comfortable.

  2. #2 yasseri
    April 17, 2007

    send me picture of flower

  3. #3 luisha grenger
    April 23, 2007

    i think this web page is loaded with facts and info, but could do with some improving. not much but a bit more colour, and if its you chimpanzee refuge then how come ive only seen one. i know you have other pages on them but make it more about them! use colour and computer technology to make spirals and fun little picture things. and if you dont know who i am im a comunist, this is my review, and its not the best one.

    Luisha.

    p.s. why not do quizzes and games, maybe a questionair?