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God’s Identity Revealed

It’s amazing what you can find on the Internet. Yes, it seems that God has written an autobiography. Apparently, God’s name is Thomas O’Donnell.

Not really much more I can add to that, except that author O’Donnell also goes by the name Jesus and Satan. Is it a tad presumptuous to pen “autobiographies” of this sort?

In any case, that’s what I call a trinity.

Comments

  1. #1 Bill form Dover
    August 4, 2007

    I’m not aware of too many things… I know what I know, if ya know what I mean.

  2. #2 Warren
    August 4, 2007

    No, no, no.

    God is me.

    Oh, did you mean something other than prosaic writing?

    [Yes, egregious blogwhoring. But what is a man to do when you don't host open threads?]

  3. #3 George
    August 4, 2007

    I don’t care what His name is — just as long as He’s dishing the omniscient dirt!

  4. #4 Kevin Beck
    August 4, 2007

    Warren — you could always offer to host a Skeptics’ Circle. You’d be great for it. E-mail Orac at the address on this page.

  5. #5 yardhooper
    August 5, 2007

    We listen to Jesus the Sun of God who has returned and given us stregnth to purge the earth of evil (which is the same thing as white people).

    We practice the new science the Sun of God has revealed to Dr. Yacub 7 Ali teaching us how to use our eumelanin to aggressively absorb and direct ultraviolet light onto the skin of whites to burn them with skin cancers and melanoma.

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