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No Gloopy Pirates Govoreeting Here, O My Droogs!

Posted by Dr. Joan Bushwell on September 19, 2007
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Once again, my brothers and sisters, it is that grazhny Talk Like a Pirate Day. What hound-and-horny chepooka is this, I ask you? That PZ chelloveck and other SciBling lewdies Corpus Callosum, Grrl Scientist, and Dr. Free-Ride guff away when they slooshy Pirate. I say “Yarbles!” to that. There should be a “Govoreet Like a Droog Day.” I think that would be real horrorshow.

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  1. #1 JimFiore
    September 19, 2007

    I’ll just stick with a moloko to settle my guttiwuts.

  2. #2 Doc Bushwell
    September 19, 2007

    With drencrom, synthmesc or straight-up?

    I’d link in a photo of the dispensers, but, well, you know…

  3. #3 Ian Kemmish
    September 19, 2007

    But then you’d have to spend the whole day listening to pedants telling you that the imperative of “govoreet” is “govori”

    At least with pirates, you can have your own private sub-pirate-culture. While those Merkuns are spouting Johnny Depp quotes, you can go around saying “‘Od’s Bodkins!”