...but I would have thought that an exception to this could occur when the breasts are actually part of a tattoo etched on the admirer's own calf.
Nope. Tara, now a veritable expert on tawdry cosmetic procedures gone horribly awry on the basis of just two outstanding reports in the past year, gives the run-down on an Edmonton man who, after having a surgeon friend endow his cowgirl tattoo with falsies, experienced an autoimmune reaction to the silicone.
The man noticed a problem when his leg -- or, if you prefer, his boobs -- swelled up as a result of lymphatic channel blockage (similar, based on the description of the problem, to that observed in elephantiasis caused by filarial worm invasion). When his leg-boobs finally split open two weeks after the initial "procedure," he treated it by freezing his le-boobs and stitching the wound closed himself. As the story confirms, this was not altogether efficacious.
I don't feel sorry for this guy, but to his credit he doesn't appear to feel very sorry for himself either.
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Reminds me of a link that has been sitting in my bookmarks for awhile:
http://www.rankmytattoos.com/f/cool/bad-tattoos.html
Not sure why anyone would get a Clay Akin tattoo.
Posted by: mgordon | February 23, 2008 12:59 PM
May be you are are right but it isn't always as you think, do you know that the "Kiss" is Just an acidic reaction stimulated by vision (as looking at a woman who sounds nice & not necessary for a large breast she owns). For me, i looks at breast as a functional organ not as a site of beauty...
Posted by: Islam | March 7, 2008 4:39 PM
All I can say to that is:The longer I stare at them,the stupider I get.D'oh!
Posted by: Mr.Sluggo | March 8, 2008 12:35 PM
And there is one more advantage for obesity: A large Canvas worthy of a Rembrandt scale work. I wonder what happens when people take up exercise and start losing surface area ? I am sure the shapes might skew rather than sag.
Posted by: krishnan | March 9, 2008 3:24 AM