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Category: Fun Is Where You Find ItPattern Juggling
Posted on: July 29, 2008 3:34 PM, by Jim Fiore

I visit certain message boards from time to time, including one called vdrums.com, a site dedicated to electronic drumming. While there's a lot of useful info there and a bunch of friendly and helpful folks, there are also some entertaining end-of-message signatures that folks use. Here are a few examples:

Some people are like slinkies, They don't really have a purpose, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I have a mind like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in most countries....
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

And sometimes you get one that might take a little thought or research (especially as it ties in to the individual using it, in this case, a guy who shaves his head):


2 Kings 2:23

Granted, most of the folks on that particular site simply list their gear for their signature, but sometimes you run across a good one. Anybody have any favorites they've spotted or use?

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#1

'I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.'

Posted by: stillwaggon | July 29, 2008 4:00 PM

#2

Don't try to out-weird me. I get stranger things that you free with my breakfast cereal.

(from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy")

Posted by: Charlie | July 29, 2008 4:43 PM

#3

One that's stuck in my mind, from a statistician (and presumably a gamer): "It's not the winning, it's the taking apart that counts".

And one one of your SciBlings used up until recently:
"He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious."

Posted by: Bob O'H | July 30, 2008 1:23 AM

#4

Wait a minute, Luigi Vercotti has a blog here?

Posted by: JimFiore | July 30, 2008 8:06 AM

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