LHC: it is not the future

There have been a lot of rather belated reports of the LHC failing due to acausal physics.
This is clearly nonsense.

We have known for a long time that it is most likely due to anthropic selection within a many worlds universe.

This is serious.

Comments

  1. #1 Arunav
    October 14, 2009

    As one of the LHC huggers that populate offices around mine sniffed yesterday, someone forgot to reach out and grab back some cosmic rays. Though they have been tempting fate by holding a “LHC Alive” conference when it is anything but. Woofing gods award bonus negative points for things like that!

  2. #2 hip hip array
    October 14, 2009

    “I’m sorry, Teacher, but your homework assignment was so abhorrent to Nature that the Universe caused my dog to eat it after I had completed the work.”