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Animal Husbandry in Limbaugh-world

Rush thinks one needs to slaughter a cow in order to get butter. And he blames liberals and the UN for being a fat idiot.


  1. #1 Pharma Bawd
    August 30, 2006

    Rush has been spending too much time at Ruth’s Chris.

    “It’s also got a fine sense of…butter. No discussion of Ruth’s Chris is possible without the issue of the butter. The steaks at Ruth’s Chris are cooked under a broiler that reaches a toasty 1800 degrees. The meat is plopped on a plate so hot that ripply waves can be seen rising from it. And each steak luxuriates in a small lake of melted butter, which guarantees that it tastes, well, buttery.”


  2. #2 Julie Stahlhut
    August 30, 2006

    Well, just like Grandma Limbaugh used to say, you can’t make an omelet without breaking chickens.

  3. #3 quitter
    August 31, 2006

    Rush must have missed the reports on how being a Baptist is more likely to make you fat than anything else. All those damned liberal southern baptists, making us fat.

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