Hmmm, didn't it occur to him for a moment that "survival of the fittest" may be true back when Bruce Lee beat him up?
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Chuck Norris Creationist
Category: Creationism • Humor
Posted on: October 23, 2006 10:43 PM, by Coturnix
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Well, it did, but then Bruce hit him again and the thought went bye-bye. Hasn't had one since...
Posted by: afarensis | October 23, 2006 11:28 PM
That was, arguably, the best fight ever made for film. I have not seen it in at least 25 years and I still remember some details!
Posted by: coturnix | October 23, 2006 11:51 PM
Didn't he have in his contract that Bruce Lee could never beat hime up on film?
Posted by: polliwog | October 24, 2006 12:16 AM
Nobody beats Bruce Lee! Chuck can only come in the second place, if that. Chuck may have made that clause afterwards.
Posted by: coturnix | October 24, 2006 12:26 AM
Nobody beats Bruce Lee! Chuck can only come in the second place, if that. Chuck may have made that clause afterwards.
Wrong. Chuck Norris was just making Bruce Lee look good. He was then so pissed that he had to compensate his frustrations by killing an entire country. The U.N. was pissed for a while, but that was until Chuck Norris sent them all Christmas cards, except instead of "Merry Christmas" they said "You will die".
Posted by: Tyler DiPietro | October 24, 2006 2:24 AM
Well, clearly not. You don't see Bruce Lee facts all over the internet, do you? Therefore, evolution does not exist.
Posted by: Andrew | October 24, 2006 4:27 AM
Depends on the perspective, I guess. In my world, Chuck Norris is just one name on the long list of bad guys that Bruce Lee beat up in his life. Chuck Norris is just a bad actor, like thousands of others. Bruce Lee is a legend.
Posted by: coturnix | October 24, 2006 8:13 AM
Anyone remember the night Conan O'Brien had the Walker Texas Ranger lever on his show? I never laughed so hard!
Here's the closest video I could find of it on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66-o5_U-cwA
Basically he kept pulling the lever and "it" would show a new clip of an outlandish Walker scene and then Conan would make fun of it afterwards....
Posted by: cfeagans | October 24, 2006 12:49 PM
Heh. I see you like Pandagon too.
Yeah, Chuck Norris's creationism has been well known to me. In response to all the "Chuck Norris facts" lists being constantly submitted at CollegeHumor.com early this year, somebody posted a video Chuck and his wife made for a private Christian school parents and the importance of putting the christian bible "back into" public schools, and how evil it is that god has been "kicked out" of them.
Posted by: Aerik | October 24, 2006 2:43 PM
In the spot where Bruce ripped out Chuck's chest hair, it hasn't grow back, and most likely never will.
Posted by: Reeds | April 12, 2007 10:48 PM
the fact is both bruce lee and chuck norris are very good fighters. the fight scene was exactly that, a SCENE from a MOVIE which means it was made out for bruce lee to win anyways i am i huge fan of chuck norris and i have never heard of a contract where bruclee was not aloud to win. no one really knows who would win in a fight outside of film.
Posted by: harmon | May 10, 2007 4:39 PM
no one really knows who would win in a fight outside of film.
I do...Royce Gracie.
Posted by: Science Avenger | May 26, 2007 11:47 AM
noone can beat bruce lee in a one on one fight...i've read all his books and watched all his movies. Not even kimbo, jet lee, or even chuck norris. He is the greatest fighter of all time, let it be known.
Posted by: darkness | June 21, 2007 12:13 AM
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee did fight. And guess who one, buddy? thats right, Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is a legend, and Chuck Norris is some white guy that took alot of karate lessons.Bruce Lee is thebest god damn fighter that ever lived. You wonder why there are no bruce lee jokes? because you cant make fun of bruce lee! You have no alternative but to take him seriously, where as with Chuck, inversely, is really really easy to make fun of
Posted by: Johnny Thunders | June 22, 2007 4:05 AM
Bruce Lee is the MAN !
xD
Posted by: spartan | June 25, 2007 6:30 PM
exactly, Johnny you are completly correct, bruce lee and his son both died, not in a fight, by a gun! There is noone yet i have seen that could give bruce lee a run. He could kill a man with a two inch PUNCH! Im pretty sure he is my idol since i have grown up. He's name will live on through the ages, as the best fighter of all time. Hands down!
Posted by: darkness | June 25, 2007 7:18 PM
Bruce LEE has no equal in fighting. Chuckie knows it very well
Posted by: Dream Bestman | June 28, 2007 4:54 PM
Bruce Lee is the greatest Martial Artist ever in History, a true Legend and so is Chuck Norris.
Posted by: Derek | July 4, 2007 6:16 PM
i have read all your comments, why can't american males spell correctly, i watched the cop's test him for DUI he didn't even know the alphabet!!!!! STUPID YANK KNOW NOTHING. IQ 8 .
Posted by: paul lever | July 5, 2007 4:46 PM
i have read all your comments, why can't american males spell correctly, i watched the cop's test him for DUI he didn't even know the alphabet!!!!! STUPID YANK KNOW NOTHING. IQ 8 .
Posted by: paul lever | July 5, 2007 4:53 PM
bruce lee never beat chuck norris ...chuck norris beat up bruce lee's fist with his face
Posted by: nick | July 6, 2007 2:22 AM
OK. Let's go over the facts people. Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris did fight each other..... Who is alive today to talk about it?
Norris all the way.
Posted by: Klint Kolach | July 11, 2007 9:23 PM
Bruce Lee actually trained Chuck Norris way back in the day. The two did really fight and Bruce made him "tap out" essentially. Bruce died from a brain hemorrhage.
Chuck is a very talented martial artist who has trained and defeated many a foe, but the legend that is bruce lee will never be matched. His speed, accuracy, concentration, and sheer will cannot be matched. Chuck studied the forms of martial arts that bruce created.
Posted by: Capp | July 13, 2007 11:38 AM
I worked with both so I will tell the truth. Chuck Norris is indeed a good fighter. But his skill and speed paled in compare to Master Lee. Master Lee harbored no anger to Chuck Norris. They repect each other. The fight you see on the movie is half choreograph and half spar. However master Lee did fight Chuck in a friendly fight before filming. Chuck Norris could not even touch him once. Master Lee struck him several times in the face and body blows. He even bruise Chuck Norris Cheak. It was covered in make up during the fight on film. Master Lee said to us Cantonese speakers in our language, This man could never hit me. He is too heavy and stiff. I see moments I could end the fight quickly.
Léih SÃulùhng is a Legend in America and a well honored Legend and idol in my country China
Posted by: B'eshsa Leh Hung | July 29, 2007 1:50 PM
the truth is Bruce Lee died of 2 things number 1 a brain hemmorage and number 2 cannabis in the form of hash his brain had an allergic reaction and swelled up 13% more than normal if u do not believe me luk at this site http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Lee
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Posted by: Jake | July 31, 2007 1:11 PM
bruce lee is the most strong man in the world
Posted by: hüseyin | August 1, 2007 6:07 AM