I’ve never before seen a picture that better fits the description used in the title of this post:

You may have to read the story here to see how well the title fits.
Hat-tip: Mark
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Considering who we’re talking about, shouldn’t the title be, “Supercallousfragilemystichexedbyhalitosis”?