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The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?


  1. #1 Coturnix
    March 29, 2008

    Apparently, this is incapable of differentiating different Sb blogs, so this percentage is for the Scienceblogs.com as a whole.

  2. #2 Mike Haubrich, FCD
    March 29, 2008

    I think that there is something wrong with this. I only scored a 5.9%. I don’t get it, Bora. You and I are both darwinists. We should be using much fouler language.

  3. #3 Coturnix
    March 29, 2008

    But my Mom reads my blog! Perhaps if I say Sorry every time afterwads, it will be OK?

  4. #4 IanR
    March 29, 2008

    I only got 0.7%. Am I really such a wuss? 🙂

  5. #5 makita
    March 29, 2008

    Except of course, for some of the commenters that write “clock” without the “l”. Now who would do something as stupid as that? There goes your cuss-o-meter!

  6. #6 PhysioProf
    March 29, 2008

    C’mon, dude! Get with the fucking program!

  7. #7 bill
    March 29, 2008

    That thing is broken: I got 0%.

  8. #8 Coturnix
    March 29, 2008

    No way, Bill! It must be broken!

  9. #9 Michael Burton
    March 30, 2008

    Zero per cent? Rowrbazzle!

    What kind of ratzin’-fratzin’ blagstaggered blog are you running, anyhow?

  10. #10 Elizabeth Pisani
    March 30, 2008

    I’m shattered. I only scored a 16.8%. They did mention that that is more than 84% of other websites that took the test, and gave me a “High” rating, but still. I’ve got what many people consider a “cuss” word in my url, for god’s sake! And yesterday (conincidentally)I posted on the f word.

    I think the metre may be thrown off by my use of English rather than American spelling…

  11. #11 Jennifer Ouellette
    March 30, 2008

    I don’t think that thing works at all. Apparently, according to its metric, I have quite the potty-mouth, with over 90% of the pages on my blog containing cuss words. Um, no. I did a quick scan of the last 20 posts. One was a rant in which I used the words “bitch” and “piss” exactly once each in a 2000-word post. Otherwise, nada. I’d be very curious to hear what the program considers to be “cussing.” 🙂

  12. #12 QrazyQat
    March 30, 2008

    I’d like to know too. I tried my web site (not a blog) which has no cussing worth the title. Yet I got 7.1%.

  13. #13 szqc
    March 30, 2008

    You increased the cuss level with some of your comments at Nisbet’s blog I see 🙂

    (which was entirely warranted – bravo sir)

  14. #14 makita
    March 30, 2008

    I’m with Bill. How is it possible that mine has 0%. Obviously, I’m not using my blog to express my true feelings about things. It’s gotta be fixed.

  15. #15 Melissa McEwan
    March 31, 2008

    Um, I only got a 2.9%. That thing is broken!

    Either that, or it doesn’t recognize “clusterfucktastrope” and “dog wank” as cuss words, lol.

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