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Category: Fun
Posted on: August 24, 2008 1:35 PM, by Coturnix
But, how many fonts are out there anyway?
Or perhaps Nature is secretly diversifying its operations ;-)
But what would be the formula for calculating Impact Factor of pet food?
d = maximal distance of projectile vomiting
t = time between the onset of feeding and onset of projectile vomiting
m = total mass of vomited material as percent of ingested food
k = coefficient that normalizes the pet size to 15kg regardless of the actual size of the animal.
So, how does one plug these values in?
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Oh, there are enough of us at Nature Network able to provide data.
The Beast saw that before I could scroll away. He's now stood at his bowl laying down not-so-subtle hints.
Posted by: Bob O'H | August 24, 2008 2:26 PM
Hang on, shouldn't you be complaining that this food isn't open access? :-)
Posted by: Bob O'H | August 24, 2008 2:29 PM
Complaining? If that can was Open Access for a long time, the IF would be so much greater! Can you just imagine the projectile vomiting if the can was not stored in the fridge, vacuum-packed?
Posted by: Coturnix | August 24, 2008 2:32 PM
Buggeration.
This has arse all to do with OA Prof O'H.
The keeper though, is the (TESCO) font choice, is it not. That was my gut reaction at least.
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Perish the thought, but if you is booted out the "Nature" door for whatever reason, is you sent home in one of these?
Posted by: McDawg | August 24, 2008 5:07 PM
The discussion is getting quite, er, meaty back over at NN.
Posted by: McDawg | August 25, 2008 12:12 PM