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Scientists Work Hard to Cure Sublime Epidemic

Category: CaliforniaCommentary
Posted on: March 30, 2007 11:53 AM, by EJGili

There's an unfortunate disorder known to strike the male population of San Diego for which there is no known cure except maturity. The scientific nomenclature of the leading virus is called Santerium Sublimum--commonly referred to on "the streets" as Sublime. There are many negative ways the virus affects its victims. The symptoms include but are not limited to, wearing "wife beater" tank-tops, driving large trucks, referring to strangers as "bro" and becoming the only known humans with the ability to smoke marijuana prior to getting in a bar fight. ( City Beat)

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