Friday Fun: Trump To Require All Science Article Peer Review Reports to End with the Word “Sad!”

Or "LOve!" Or "Scooped!"

One word peer review! A game you can play at home!

  • Sad!
  • Love!
  • Changes!
  • Scooped!
  • Redo!
  • Copied!
  • Not!
  • Even!
  • Wrong!
  • Cite!
  • Me!

One word peer review is going to be Huuuuugggggggeeeeee!


Trump To Require Reviewers To End All Reviews With the Word “Sad!”

Washington DC – President-Elect Mr. Donald Trump has tweeted that he will require all reviewers for all journals and grant agencies to end all reviews with the word “Sad!”

Trump tweeted that all reviewers should be required to select the wording for their reviews from an approved list of words.

The approved list of words includes “Stupid”, “Dumb”, “Weak”, “Loser”, “Politically Correct”, “Moron”, “Tough”, “Dangerous”, “Bad”, “Lightweight”, “Amazing”, “Huge”, “Tremendous”, “Terrific” and “Out of Control”.

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As long as we can respond to the review with "This review is a flaming pile of garbage!"

By Andy Flintoff (not verified) on 13 Jan 2017 #permalink

@andy flintoff

by which you mean ... "SAD! SUCH a LOSER!" ?

I mean, I'm just trying to interpret your oldspeak into newspeak. I apologize if the translation leaves something lacking.

;-)