The Corpus Callosum

Emergency Beer Opener

Some people are amazingly creative…or thirsty.




  1. #1 llewellly
    September 22, 2007

    Do they plan on cleaning the beer off of that motherboard before powering it up? If not, it may never work again.

  2. #2 Flaky
    September 22, 2007

    Not to spoil anyones fun, but that socket doesn’t look quite thick enough for actually opening a bottle. It’ll bend and break, barely making a dent in the cap. Those heatsinks look like they just might do the job.

  3. #3 Tony P
    September 22, 2007

    Damned amateurs. All you need is a piece of paper or anything with an edge which includes coins, tables, etc. But I’ll be honest, I have an opener on my keychain. Never know when I might run across a bottle without a twist-off cap.

  4. #4 Greg P
    September 23, 2007

    Must have already eaten the CPU — Guiness and chips.

  5. #5 Tegumai Bopsulai, FCD
    September 24, 2007

    Toward Pure White Light: Next-generation LEDs Show Bright Promise

    Science Daily � Scientists in India are reporting an advance toward discovering a Holy Grail of the illumination industry — a white LED, a light-emitting diode that produces pure white light suitable for interior lighting of homes, offices and other buildings.

    The researchers report the first success in developing a new LED based on a new phosphor from semiconductor nanocrystals of cadmium sulfide mixed with manganese.

    I have no idea what they mean by “pure white” light.

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