The Corpus Callosum

Foreign Policy: A Suggestion

Turkey is considering adding the letters “Q,” “W,” and “X”
to their alphabet.  The idea is that it would appease the

Gov’t reform envisages
including X, Q, W in Turkish alphabets

the Turkish alphabet to include the letters Q, W and X to appease
Turkey’s Kurds, who have previously faced prosecution for using these
letters, might be amongst the “surprise reforms,” mentioned by Foreign
Minister Ali Babacan earlier this week, says a senior official from the
Foreign Ministry…

I have an idea about how the USA could help ease this ethnic tension:
 we could give them our “W.”  We certainly have no
use for “it.”