University is following the trend, putting entire college
courses on the Internet.
As a member of the vast left-wing conspiracy, I object.
I object, because now, conservatives will be able to see what methods
we use to brainwash college kids. They will see how we get
them to vote for Ralph Nader. They will see how we get them
to use those weird curly light bulbs. The will see how we get
them to eat tofu and tabouleh and tempeh.
They will find out about the most
dangerous books we give them, such as Silent Spring,
Coming of Age in Samoa, and Introduction
Worst of all, they will find out how liberal colleges manage to produce
such reactionaries as George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Gerald R.
Ford, and William H. Taft (all of whom attended Yale).