
If you have cats, and you put laundry on the bed, and leave the room
for 15 seconds, this is what happens. They own
the place.
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If you have cats, and you put laundry on the bed, and leave the room
for 15 seconds, this is what happens. They own
the place.
Not only that, but they will carefully choose the clothes that most contrast with their fur to shed on, so that you will wear obvious evidence of their ownership.
You’re looking at this wrong. The cats showed heroic patience in waiting for you to clean their bedding. If you were a well trained human, you would cover the bed with freshly washed and dried laundry every morning.
Shame, shame.
Hey, you try snuggling in clean laundry warm from the dryer. Cats know how to live.