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Movie Generator

The href="http://anerroroccurredwhileprocessingthisdirective.com/moviegen/">Movie
Generator just takes a database of various actors and ideas,
and combines them at random:

Hollywood’s out of ideas. I’m
just here to help out.

Vin Diesel stars in the heart-warming role of President,
Abraham
Lincoln. With Kate Winslet playing his object of affection, the story
follows his eccentric, but often humorous path to fame. With John
Travolta playing his loathed enemy and determined to undermine his work.


That sounds like something Travola would do.

Comments

  1. #1 Coturnix
    December 21, 2007

    “Steve Martin stars in the role of his lifetime as Nobel laureate and chemist, Fritz Haber. With Charlize Theron playing his girlfriend, the story follows his gut-wrenching history and emotional breakdown. With Warren Beatty playing his best friend.”

    I would like to see this movie…. ;-)

  2. #2 J-Dog
    December 21, 2007

    I like the one I got:

    Sylvester Stallone stars in the gut-wrenching role of writer, James Joyce. With Sigourney Weaver playing his object of affection, the story follows his eccentric, but often humorous path to fame. With Ben Affleck playing his loathed enemy and determined to undermine his work.

    I can really see Sly bringing his deep feeling and understanding of James Joyce out in an Oscar-winning performance.

    Yo, uh… Huh, yo. Priceless.

  3. #3 TheTwistedOne
    December 21, 2007

    Try this one:
    “Denzel Washington stars in the epic role as Nobel laureate and physicist, Max Planck. With Salma Hayek playing his wife, the story follows his painful path to success. With John Voight playing his loathed enemy and determined to undermine his work.”

  4. #4 Mike
    December 22, 2007

    Funny, check out this similar “service:”

    http://www.generatorland.com/generators/tvshow_pitch_gl.php

    Mike

  5. #5 rangerkom
    September 4, 2008

    Tommy Lee Jones and Jackie Chan star in the sequel to ‘Planet of the Apes’, entitled ‘Planet of the Orangutans’. With special guest appearances by Julia Stiles and Forest Whitaker playing his mentor.