Mike Huckabee is on the warpath again.
In Washington state, there has been
href="http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/92789.php">an
outbreak of
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psittacosis" rel="tag">psittacosis,
a pulmonary infection caused by contact with imported birds that carry
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlamydophila_psittaci"
title="Chlamydophila psittaci">Chlamydophila psittaci
bacteria.
Responding to the outbreak, Huckabee decried the widespread practice of
cockatiel-human fraternization. He said, citing
rel="tag"
href="http://technorati.com/videos/tag/nymphicus+hollandicus">Nymphicus
20:15,
that persons who engage in such activity should be stoned.
He also called for tighter border control. He stated that The
Wall should be extended to encompass the entire country, and that is
should be raised to a height of ten miles.
That should be enough to keep those pesky little Nymphi-whatever
spp. out of our sacred Nation.
He also called for
widespread deployment of the bird-high-altitude-area-defense system
(BHAAD).
A spokesperson for Lockheed-Martin indicated that the BHAAD system
could be implemented for less that one trillion dollars.
Campaign donations are said to be forthcoming.
December 29, 2007
December 29, 2007
Psttacosis Outbreak: Huckabee Responds
Mike Huckabee is on the warpath again.
In Washington state, there has been
outbreak of
a pulmonary infection caused by contact with imported birds that carry
title="Chlamydophila psittaci">Chlamydophila psittaci
bacteria.
Responding to the outbreak, Huckabee decried the widespread practice of
cockatiel-human fraternization. He said, citing
href="http://technorati.com/videos/tag/nymphicus+hollandicus">Nymphicus
20:15,
that persons who engage in such activity should be stoned.
He also called for tighter border control. He stated that The
Wall should be extended to encompass the entire country, and that is
should be raised to a height of ten miles.
He also called for
widespread deployment of the bird-high-altitude-area-defense system
(BHAAD).
A spokesperson for Lockheed-Martin indicated that the BHAAD system
could be implemented for less that one trillion dollars.
Campaign donations are said to be forthcoming.