Mike Huckabee is on the warpath again.
In Washington state, there has been
outbreak of href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psittacosis" rel="tag">psittacosis,
a pulmonary infection caused by contact with imported birds that carry href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlamydophila_psittaci"
title="Chlamydophila psittaci">Chlamydophila psittaci
Responding to the outbreak, Huckabee decried the widespread practice of
cockatiel-human fraternization. He said, citing rel="tag"
that persons who engage in such activity should be stoned.
He also called for tighter border control. He stated that The
Wall should be extended to encompass the entire country, and that is
should be raised to a height of ten miles.
That should be enough to keep those pesky little Nymphi-whatever
spp. out of our sacred Nation.
He also called for
widespread deployment of the bird-high-altitude-area-defense system
A spokesperson for Lockheed-Martin indicated that the BHAAD system
could be implemented for less that one trillion dollars.
Campaign donations are said to be forthcoming.