The Corpus Callosum

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  1. #1 Zeno
    January 5, 2008

    See how serene the model appears? That’s pretty persuasive!

    (Of course, she’s really just a professional model. On Valium. The selection of a god is a very personal choice.)

  2. #2 Anon
    January 5, 2008

    Apply directly to the head!

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