New Kind of Cloud

In 2008, we href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7574684.stm">were
informed that a kind of cloud formation had been named: the mammatus
formation, so-called because it resembles a breast.  Sort
of.  Whatever.




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A new development is more serious.  The href="http://cloudappreciationsociety.org/">Cloud Appreciation Society
has suggested that the name asperatus be given to clouds that
portray a particular kind of turbulence.




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Flickr photo by Vince Perritano, Creative Commons license



Other, more dramatic examples can be seen at the BBC page, href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8076000/8076805.stm">A
New Kind of Cloud?, at National Geographic, href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/06/photogalleries/new-cloud-pictures/index.html">New
Cloud Type Discovered?, and, of course, at the Cloud Appreciation
Society, href="http://www.cloudappreciationsociety.org/gallery/index.php?x=browse&category=52&pagenum=1">'Asperatus',
a new variety of cloud?



Every schoolkid knows that there are href="http://ww2010.atmos.uiuc.edu/%28Gh%29/guides/mtr/cld/cldtyp/home.rxml">four
main types: nimbus, cirrus, stratus, and cumulus.  (Actually,
there are many cloud types, although many of the names are
derived from the four listed above.  Some are not: noctilucent
clouds,
contrails, funnel clouds, to name a few.  See the href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cloud_types">Wikipedia page.) 
This classification had stood since 1953.  Why mess with it
now?  If you do, there'll be committee meetings and newspaper
articles.  People will be chanting "Teach the Controversy!"



Then we will have to change all the textbooks (assuming the Texas Board
of Education goes along with the scheme, which may not happen
easily). 


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I'm not sure what to make of the first part of your article. Mammatus has been a recognized cloud form for decades. I have two meteorology books dated 1981 and 1982 which describe mammatus clouds. Where you being 'tongue in cheek'?

However the asperatus name is new to me. Thanks for the links.

As long as we're naming clouds after body parts, why don't we call the circular formation in the right margin of that first picture the "testiculatus", and the three cloud formation directly under the mammatus (the two circulars and the cylindrical) the genitalus formation?

We can probably name a whole bunch of others this way, too. The smaller ones in the background at left can be the pimplus, for example, and the circular pairs in the background at right can be the eyeballus. There's really no end to this....