
So what's the big deal? Why are people protesting to the county, about this very sculpture?
Unfortunately, the site with the info is down (probably overwhelmed by Fark and Reddit hits), but the Google cache lives on...
DNA Sculpture is "Vile and Offensive"
DNA Sculpture exhibit at UC Berkeley playground turning heads, sparking complaints
PTA president asks school's parents to file complaints with the county
By Richard Vernon, P.O.E.
State of Protest
July 27, 2009
EAST BERKELEY - Think of Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man . . . zoomed in to an ungodly scale.
The large, plastic and metallic sculpture parked outside UC Berkeley's Lawrence Hall of Science, is stoking the angry fires of parents of children who attend nearby Claremont Park Elementary School.
"My daughter suggested that it was funny," said John Copeland, whose 7-year-old daughter attends summer camp there. "She shouldn't be talking to me about this. Now I'm forced to explain genetics to her, and why the Bible doesn't say anything about it."
The genetically correct structure is part of an ongoing exhibit titled "DNA Sculpture," created by acclaimed artist Ashe Kutchya, which represents "genetic material from an enzyme," according to Lawrence Hall of Science's website.
It depicts a DNA double helix -- two congruent helices with the same axis, differing by a translation along the axis. The structure is larger than life, and elongated. Its genetic analogy to human life is subtle.
This is even weirder than people complaining about breastfeeding, or any other natural phenomenon.
Although DNA Sculpture has been on display in various public parks and playgrounds, Jenny Garrotte, Claremont Park PTA president, said she found it distasteful and verging on obscene, and e-mailed parents Wednesday morning, asking them to file complaints with Pegro and with Alameda County Code Enforcement.
"Everybody is entitled to their own opinion regarding what art is," said Garrotte. "If this piece weren't visible to passersby and available for children to play on, I would not have a problem with it."
"Verging on obscene" !!! Not only that, it is not in the Bible!!! And you have to explain to kids why it is not in the Bible!!! Try this: they didn't have x-ray crystallography back then.
Cars are not in the Bible. Are they obscene? (Well, some are obscene) Really, how many kids asked about this?
Still, Terence Lythma, a teacher in the school's summer program, said he has not heard any of the children talking about the piece.
"It's the parents who have been talking about it," he said. "The children don't really make an issue of it."
So where's the vile and offensive part? Saved the best for last:
"There are 1000 kids in the school that are going to be exposed to it," he said. "It's vile and offensive, and kids have no business seeing what God thought fit to hide from our eyes."
So I guess we should censor all images taken by Hubble, and remove all microscopes from schools. Tell me, this is even more "hidden" (it took longer to figure out how to see it.) Is it obscene? Is it vile?

The worst part of all of this, is the fact that it is a disingenuously contrived argument; that is, it is a lie. Kids do not care about the DNA. To them, it is a toy: a colorful, visually appealing thing they can play on. So to press some kind of pseudoreligous agenda, they make stuff up. What would Jesus lie about?











Comments
They are crazy. I was with Janet that day (keep clicking to older and older posts to see the whole series). Those parents most certainly should never actually enter the Lawrence Hall - their heads would explode.
Posted by: Coturnix | August 14, 2009 12:24 AM
Before the Fall all living beings went around with their DNA hanging out.
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Didn't you know that? It's in the Genesis!
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Really!
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Look it up!
Posted by: Paulino | August 14, 2009 12:34 AM
By Richard Vernon, P.O.E.
are the last 3 letters significant?
Posted by: mrcreosote | August 14, 2009 12:48 AM
Holy crap! That takes deranged sick-fuck religious wackoloonery to new levels!!!
Posted by: Comrade PhysioProf | August 14, 2009 12:53 AM
The author of the story is Richard Vernon, P.O.E.? This is satire.
Posted by: sbh | August 14, 2009 12:54 AM
Not only is the piece attributed to Richard Vernon, P.O.E., but the supposed author lives in the "State of Protest".
Posted by: Elf Eye | August 14, 2009 1:13 AM
Satire? Could be. The more I think about it, the more I think I was taken in by this.
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4571582
They reference something I hadn't heard about: Poe's law.
http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe%27s_Law
What does this tell us?
Posted by: Joseph j7uy5
| August 14, 2009 1:17 AM
"Faith is the evidence of things not seen," says the Bible. That's practically algebra, that is.
If Faith=Evidence/(Things!Seen), what happens to F as S increases?
Posted by: hp | August 14, 2009 1:19 AM
this is interesting. In the article they link to this other "depictions of human reality in art.3" ... if you follow the link and read you find it very similiar to the DNA one.
"The structure is larger than life, and elongated"
I wonder if the real problem is with any kind of "elongated" sculpture...
Posted by: xurxo | August 14, 2009 5:04 AM
Wow, I do hope it's a parody as Joseph presents.
No good can come from acting on such insecurity, which really seems to stem from a parent's lack of control over ideas that may become picked up by their children.
What do you call a condition where one fears opposing thoughts? Memeophobia?
Posted by: CV | August 14, 2009 5:34 AM
The Bible (a/k/a Hermits' Storybook) also has nothing to say about physics, chemistry, biology, botany, or algebra. There aren't any recipes either. Nothing useful about farming, fishing, trapping, or hunting. What a useless collection of writings!
Posted by: Rose Colored Glasses | August 14, 2009 8:32 AM
You have been POE'd and PWNED ... it's a hoax. And a well-done one.
http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe%27s_Law
The sculpture exists, the sculptor's name is wrong, and there is no school of that name.
See comments at this site:
http://www.stateofprotest.com/morality/dna-sculpture-vile-offensive/
Posted by: Tsu Dho Nimh | August 14, 2009 10:24 AM
From the site itself:
"NOTE: If you are 1 ) easily offended, 2 ) mentally challenged, 3 ) humor challenged, 4 ) challenged, 5 ) boring, 6 ) righteous, 7 ) myopic, 8 ) gullible, 9 ) boring, or 10 ) an anal-retentive omniscient non-existent being, then please read THIS either now or at minimum after you’ve read the following."
Posted by: qbsmd | August 14, 2009 10:40 AM