Posted by The good folks at Shrink Rap are conducting a survey about attitudes toward psychiatry. I would appreciate it is some of you would participate.
The Corpus Callosum
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Rap is a lifestyle for me .
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Nach elf Tagen ohne ein Idiot genannt Sam, ist er wieder bei der Arbeit. Wenn die Chefs der Nähe sind, ist er braun nosing. Irgendeinen Vorwand, um die Zimmer sind in Kraft, als wolle er sagen “schau mich an. Ich arbeite.” Seine Haltung zu anderen Arbeitskollegen, wenn die Bosse nicht sind rund ist: “Ich bin besser als du”. Er zieht ein Witz und es ist lustig (im Kopf). Aber wenn du einen Witz auf sich zu ziehen. Sie sind die niedrigsten aller Lebensformen, und er schreit ihm den Kopf ab wie ein Vierjähriger Wutanfall. Park innerhalb von 6 Fuß (2 m) von seinem smart und Sie sind ihn blockiert.
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Missä olemme nyt kehityksestä tiellä? Olemmeko tulossa sivistyneitä tai vielä mennään alaspäin polkua kasvaa tuhoisat voimat? Meidän lääketieteellinen tietämys kasvaa harppauksin jokaisessa sodassa, mutta ei niin suuresti kuin meidän tuhoisia aseita. Jos meidän lääketieteellisen tietämyksen oli kasvanut yhtä nopeasti kuin aseemme, voimme elää kahden tai useamman vuosisadan ajan.
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Miks inimesed nälga surema maailmas, mis toodab rohkem toitu kui ta vajab? Veebilehele ta ütles, see oli tingitud logistika liikuvate toitu. Ma ütlen, see on rohkem pistmist kasumit, kui puudub võime liikuda toitu, kus seda vajatakse. Ka mõned kolmanda maailma riikidele ekspordime toit, mida nad vajavad, et nad saavad raha eest muid asju. Kui me kõik isegi poolel teel, mida me nimetame inimkonna keegi oleks nälga. Aga me oleme inimesed ja ei suuda elada upto meie head ideaale.
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Riots once more tear through several cities of England. Many people will turn up for their place of work today to find it wrecked or worse, destroyed. How many more are going to lose their jobs as their place of employment was destroyed ? Bring in the army and have a no holds barred in dealing with the rioters. They want to hurt others by throwing brick and other things, so should have the same violence back at them.
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Mellakoita kerran repiä läpi useissa kaupungeissa Englannissa. Monet ihmiset kääntyvät jopa heidän työpaikallaan tänään löytää sen tuhonneet tai pahempaa, tuhotaan. Kuinka monet muut ovat menossa menettävät työpaikkansa heidän työpaikoillaan tuhoutui? Tuo armeijassa ja on mitään aiheita käsiteltäessä mellakoijia. He haluavat vahingoittaa muita heittämällä tiili ja muita asioita, niin pitäisi olla sama väkivalta takaisin heille.
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Vaid kaks päeva pärast seda päeva kallal valitsuse kava.
Siis külge tagasi töötuse järjekorda järgmisel nädalal. Kolmteist nädala teevad tööd ja ainult saada 45 protsenti miinimumpalgast seda ja valitsus küsib, miks süsteem ei ole populaarne! Kui ma olin makstakse miinimumpalka oleksin nautisin seda enam ja oli raha kogunenud. -
An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said , “Clara, soon we
will be married 50 years and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
Clara replied, “Well, Paul, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I’ve been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.”
Paul was obviously hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ‘good reasons?”
Clara said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn’t pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”
Paul recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?”
Clara asked, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.”
“I recall that,” said Paul. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.”
“All right,” Clara said. “So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?” -
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:
“Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go..”
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering:
“Dave you’re a vet.”
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Jack ripped up the blanket and used it as a bandage to stem the blood coming from his wound, an indians arrow had got him right in the meaty piece of flesh on the upper thigh. Jack thought to himself i’m not finnished yet so he grabbed for his rifle again and made to get back in the action. He leveled the rifle at the nearest indian and went to fire at him, but he was out of ammunition. Jack thought to himself i’m not finished yet we’ll beat this lot, so he shouts to the general, “where can I get some ammunition general custer”?
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