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Frank Warren writes: You argue your own straw man here, as though a very young [...] person, has a realistic option besides a firearm. Now there's an idea for the anti-spanking crowd: Arm the very young and their parents will...

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Guns for Kids!

Category: silly
Posted on: March 3, 1996 8:50 PM, by Tim Lambert

Frank Warren writes:

You argue your own straw man here, as though a very young [...] person, has a realistic option besides a firearm.

Now there's an idea for the anti-spanking crowd: Arm the very young and their parents will have second thoughts about spanking them. I can see the placards at the next gun-rights demonstration now:
"GUN RIGHTS FOR KIDS"
"KIDS HAVE A RIGHT TO SELF DEFENCE"
"NO MORE HOMEWORK"

Gun manufacturers will finally take into account this market segment in their product design: smaller guns for smaller hands, lighter trigger pulls, bright colours, tie ins with cartoon characters (Elmer Fudd?)...

Gary Kleck will conduct a survey of defensive gun use amongst the under 10 segment of the population and find over 5 million such uses (Highlights: 52% of uses against "bad guys", 22% against space aliens. An average of 27 shots fired per DGU).

What are you waiting for? Act now! GUNS FOR KIDS!!

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