The Lavoisier group has published the presentations from their ‘Rehabilitating Carbon Dioxide’ workshop. Allow me to shorten them for you.
David Archibald: I predict imminent global cooling based on the record from five US weather stations.
Tim Curtin: Nicholas Stern is in league with the Prophet Mohammed.
David Evans: In 1999, we didn’t know that the world had cooled from 1940 to 1975. The recent discovery of this fact has changed my mind about AGW.
Michael Hammer: According to my calculations, the IPCC has got the climate sensitivity too high by a factor of 20.
Bob Carter: E-G Beck shows that CO2 values were higher when less accurate measurements were being made.
Alexander et al: NASA scientists don’t know about the inverse square law.
Credits: “Shorter” concept was invented by Daniel Davies. Eli Rabett and Ken Brook for the link.