Also, a tip: if you walk into your new workplace brandishing a container of putative pubic lice and sand, you may want to provide a more detailed back story than “I bought them on the internet.” Just some advice.
A tip from Bug Girl
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Maybe the nits were killed by global warming. Jeff Harvey, you can add another victim to the list of species that have been endangered by climate change.
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I’m sure Lance will scream martyr any time now, after his infinitely wise self decided to drag out global warming in a topic where it’s not even mentioned.
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Anyway… the Better Business Bureau? I used to check out what the BeBB’s got to say regarding a certain scam known as Neo-Tech. They tend to hide mention of the customer complaints, only giving a summary. And when Neo-Tech was kicked out of the BeBB, the BeBB decided to expunge all mention of Neo-Tech from their web site. Not very nice.
I think I might recommend the Bad Business Bureau instead. (I say “might” because I don’t have much actual experience with either BaBB or the BeBB, just first impressions. Caveat bloggor.)
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bi, it was a joke. You have heard of those right?
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Lance the Martyr screams:
bi, it was a joke.
A joke for sure.
50% on the Wit-O-Meter.
That’s quite good for Lance.
Pity laugh all around for Lance.
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Hey, I’m not above enjoying a pity laugh.
Tough room.
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Lance,
Jerry Lewis made millions of juvenile movie-goers and a handful of French academics laugh by projecting the persona of a clueless idiot.
You’re just like Lewis, except he isn’t really a clueless idiot.
Just as funny, though.
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I have long wondered why you chose the name luminous beauty.
gracless would be a more fitting moniker.
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Of course I meant to type graceless, but no doubt some dazzling wit will mock my misspelling.
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But, but, but Lance,
It was a joke. You have heard of those, right?
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well, i thought it was funny enough. binary go-nogo scale.
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The banning of DDT, an increase in Lice and Global Warming……. all in one package.
http://japundit.com/archives/2007/02/22/5095/
My job here is done.
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Betula, you forgot guns and GM crops. Lice are terrorists, they feed on Wormy Sweet Corn, and we need to arm our citizens in order to deal with the them.
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I’m not a miracle worker.
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Perhaps the Lancet can determine the actual number of lice that died due to the failed policies of the neo-cons.
Did we leave anybody out?