You heard me. There is a shocking conspiracy, directly from the nefarious leaders of the one world government at the UN and their pawn, Barack Obama to add more public transportation and green space to your neighborhood.

Across the country, activists with ties to the Tea Party are railing against all sorts of local and state efforts to control sprawl and conserve energy. They brand government action for things like expanding public transportation routes and preserving open space as part of a United Nations-led conspiracy to deny property rights and herd citizens toward cities.

In Maine, the Tea Party-backed Republican governor canceled a project to ease congestion along the Route 1 corridor after protesters complained it was part of the United Nations plot. Similar opposition helped doom a high-speed train line in Florida. And more than a dozen cities, towns and counties, under new pressure, have cut off financing for a program that offers expertise on how to measure and cut carbon emissions.

Fox News has also helped spread the message. In June, after President Obama signed an executive order creating a White House Rural Council to “enhance federal engagement with rural communities,” Fox programs linked the order to Agenda 21. A Fox commentator, Eric Bolling, said the council sounded “eerily similar to a U.N. plan called Agenda 21, where a centralized planning agency would be responsible for oversight into all areas of our lives. A one world order.”

At a Board of Supervisors meeting in Roanoke in late January, Cher McCoy, a Tea Party member from nearby Lexington, Va., generated sustained applause when she warned: “They get you hooked, and then Agenda 21 takes over. Your rights are stripped one by one.”

Echoing other protesters, Ms. McCoy identified smart meters, devices being installed by utility companies to collect information on energy use, as part of the conspiracy. “The real job of smart meters is to spy on you and control you — when you can and cannot use electrical appliances,” she said.

It’s true, the blueprints were kept secret until now, but smart monitoring of energy use is designed to turn you into a godless slave of the great beast that is the UN. Using a combination of electromagnetic waves and psychotropic medications released from the devices, it’s victims will be turned into mindless, left-wing voting slaves of the beast.

I think the tea party has started electing paranoid schizophrenics to their leadership. You couldn’t make this stuff up. This stuff is so great I have to resurrect (drumroll) the Tin Foil Hat!

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It would actually make a good counter protest to send this woman tin foil hats. Although she may fail to get the point and incorporate it into yet another paranoid delusion of persecution at the hands of those who promote public transportation, parks, and efficient use of energy. You might get emails in return IN ALL CAPS. The horror. The horror.

Comments

  1. #1 Daniel
    February 7, 2012

    The Tea Party does not understand how the UN works. I could stay up all night typing out a manifesto on my computer and then get on my roof with a megaphone and declare it to my neighborhood, and this would have exactly as much legislative authority over the federal, state, and local governments as Agenda 21 has. There are no sticks for doing the wrong thing, and there are no carrots for doing the right thing. Nothing.

    The only power Agenda 21 has is its ability to persuade with reason, and individual voters get to make up their mind about its truth. This is exactly how democracy should work, but it is apparently a threatening proposition for this crowd.

  2. #2 DragonSlayer 7
    February 7, 2012

    The smart grid technology is a bad idea becuase agencies could cut housholds whom they deemed to used too much energy. This green thing is quickly turning into a totalitarian dictatorship. These green nazis want control over everything. The little pervert control freaks are just a bunch of pests that should have a solar panel shoved up their annoying ass.

    The best thing for government to do is fire half the people that it employs, drop at least three entire agencies altogether, lower tax rates down to 10 percent on those making less than $50,000 per year and raise tax rates on politicians. Politicians should have a 75% tax rate.

    We could also help our budget by not funding the IMF or the UN an stop send our money outside of the country at least until we have a 15 trillion dollar surplus on the deficit.

    Then make a rule that says government can only spend money if there is money in the treasury to cover the expense. No more debts. The new rule needs to be that there has to be at least a 10% surplus of funds in the treaury at all times.

    As for the UN, to hell with them. I say drop all funding and get out. Time to be a sovereign nation again. Damn globalists. May they have to eat pudding from the devils asshole in hell.

  3. #3 MarkH
    February 9, 2012

    Wow Dragonslayer, you’ve definitely got a hold of a hyperbole engine, maybe you should let go of the gas. Totalitarian dictatorship? You think the UN has any control over the US whatsoever?

    I think I’m being Poe’d here.

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