Since I’m in the mortgage business, the frequent spam emails I get promising the lowest rates ever regardless of credit just get deleted out. But a few minutes ago, I got one that caught my attention, from ChristianMortgageUSA.com.
Refinance Your Home with Christian Lending Partners says my “lending advisor with biblical values.” I sure hope that doesn’t mean that they’ll be using the interest they charge me to smite an infidel or stone a homosexual. More and more, I am inclined to cheer Bill Hicks’ suggestion that anyone in advertising or marketing should kill themselves because they are Satan’s little helpers filling the planet with filth and bile. Oh, the irony.
Postscript: When you click on the site’s name, it pops up an advertisement with a barely clothed Christina Aguilera. How perfect is that?