This is hilarious. I posted my essay on whether the Ten Commandments decisions are overblown on In The Agora and Adam Packer, one of the other contributors there, diagnosed people like us perfectly:
We’re just dorks. We can’t resist getting all hot and bothered about every con law case that comes down the pike. Now where’s new info on the latest white girl to get kidnapped or latest Brad Pitt development???
That truly did make me laugh out loud at the screen. It reminds of the story in The Onion about the high school kid who was obsessed with the Supreme Court and his parents staged an intervention to break the brainwashing.