For the last couple weeks I’ve been dying to get my hands on a transcript of the NCBCPS press conference where they responded to the Texas Freedom Network’s criticism of their bible curriculum, mostly because I wanted to see what sort of stupid things Chuck Norris might have said. Last night I got an email from Ed Darrell that may explain why I can’t find one. He has it on the authority of Heather Alden, the TFN’s tireless media director, that no press showed up at their press conference (which was held at the National Press Club, as many Washington events are). That’s absolutely hysterical. And I certainly would never doubt the word of a fellow Asylum Street Spankers fan.