Dispatches from the Creation Wars

St. Paul police cited the 81-year-old father of Sen. Norm Coleman and a female companion after officers reported seeing them engaged in a sex act in the parking lot of a popular pizzeria.

A person passing Red Savoy’s Pizza at 421 E. Seventh St. called police about 6:30 p.m. Tuesday and said two people were “having sex in a vehicle,” a police report said.

Officers issued citations to Norman B. Coleman Sr. and Patrizia M. Schrag, 38, for lewd and disorderly conduct. Schrag told police Coleman Sr. is her boyfriend. (link)

If only Clinton was still in office, the old man might be in line for a Presidential Medal of Freedom. If Bob Dole ever gets fired as Viagra spokesman, I think we’ve found his replacement.

Comments

  1. #1 Doug
    July 27, 2006

    Obviously the most impressive member of the family. Pun perhaps intended.

  2. #2 dogmeatIB
    July 27, 2006

    In a word…

    ew

    ew

    ew

    ew

    ew

    ew

  3. #3 dli
    July 28, 2006

    What is even more revealing is that anybody would call the police over such an observation. I doubt this would happen in any other western country besides the US.

  4. #4 mark
    July 28, 2006

    I’m surprised President Bush hasn’t commended him for his efforts at procreation.

  5. #5 c.tower
    July 29, 2006

    81? You know, I have to respect that…Grampa’s got it goin’ on!