Greg Giraldo

Here's a very funny clip from comedian Greg Giraldo on getting old and watching Mtv.

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Ah, bitches....that magical, mythical creature like unicorns and brownies, existing only in rap videos and porn movies...

P.S. What kind of individual, exactly, comprises the audience of an act like this? I swear I saw a guy with no teeth.

I think that's the whole point of the routine, that this is a mythical creature that exists only in rap videos.

Yeah, I know. That's why I said so. ;-)

If bitches have no mothers, are they spawned like the orc's in The Lord of the Rings? I find that picture terribely amusing. . .See Virginia, there really are bitches. . .

Does it mean I'm getting old, when I walk into the house of one of the kids I'm mentoring and the first thing I think is; What the hell are you listening to? The second thought being; Pull your damned pants up. . .Or is it more indicative when a "kid" just eleven years younger than me, tells me that I would understand what he's going through if I wasn't so old. I thought one wasn't old until they were at least fourty. . .I want that damned decade before I get OLD.