Aww, we got Gribbit’s panties all bunched up.
It seems that I’m getting a lot of hits today from Fatso Eddie’s website. Looks like he wants to bring it to people’s attention that I’ve posted that Wide Awakes Radio is looking for sponsors. Well, duh. We’re capitalists you effin moron. We aren’t in this for the fun of it.
He has sent literally hundreds of visitors to me in the past few days but none of them seem to want to comply with my commenting policy. None of them have tried to leave a comment. COWARDS!
Hey, I’m a capitalist too. Which is why I want to sponsor your show, on behalf of the ACLU. Since sending you hundreds of visitors is such a huge bump in your traffic, I certainly don’t expect that sponsoring your show will do anything for my site, but for sheer irony’s sake I think it needs to be done. So you tell me what you guys charge for a sponsorship and if it’s reasonable, we’ll put up the money.
We know you’re not going to get a sponsor who actually thinks it’s a good investment to try and reach the 4 other braindead halfwits who listen to your show, so you have to consider that this may be the only chance you have to make a little money off your show. It might keep you from being homeless (and by the way, judging by your propensity for threatening people with violence – which you did again in the post above – I would suggest that you don’t suffer from “social anxiety disorder”, you’re just a sociopath). So you could make a couple hundred bucks this way. All you have to do is read this statement several times during your show:
This show is sponsored by Dispatches from the Culture Wars, which reminds you that the ACLU even defends the right of clueless pinheads like me to spout idiotic nonsense