I don’t know if any of you watched the Food Network Awards a week ago. I hope not. I watched about 10 minutes of it and it was so godawful that I was just flabbergasted that they put it on the air. It’s about as bad as television gets, the kind of show that makes you stare at the screen in disbelief that someone who isn’t in a coma greenlighted it. Anthony Bourdain thought so too and he blasted the show in his own amusing way here.