Dispatches from the Creation Wars

Satan Loves Immigration

I’ve long made fun of Chris Buttars as the looniest politico in the nation, but it seems he has a challenger in his own state in Don Larsen, the chairman of the Utah County Republican Party. Larsen says that immigration is a Satanic plot:

Don Larsen, a district chairman, has submitted a resolution equating illegal immigration to “Satan’s plan to destroy the U.S. by stealth invasion” for debate at Saturday’s Utah County Republican Party Convention.

Referring to a plan by the devil for a “New World Order … as predicted in the Scriptures,” the resolution calls for the Utah County Republican Party to support “closing the national borders to illegal immigration to prevent the destruction of the U.S. by stealth invasion.”

This Satan is a busy guy.


  1. #1 Brian
    April 27, 2007

    How exactly do you “close the borders to illegal immigration”. It’s like saying that you want to make illegal immigration against the law!

  2. #2 Stephen
    April 27, 2007

    How do you get population increase and growth in the US without immigration?

    Lucifer is the bringer of light. No, really. The morning star (Venus in the morning) was called Lucifer. Then the Sun comes up.

  3. #3 The Senate Site
    April 27, 2007

    Satan has worked here for years as our PR guy.

  4. #4 Russell Miller
    April 27, 2007

    Stephen: Take away condoms and teach kids abstinence. That oughta do it.

  5. #5 Troy Britain
    April 27, 2007

    Ed you are right of course the guy is a first class nut job, but ah:

    Him: “illegal immigration”

    You: “immigration”.

    Don’t you go and start getting Orwellian about this on me too.

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